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Monday, September 19, 2011

TESTING SECRETARY


After a series of exams and tests, finally elected five beautiful women competing for potition as a secretary position in a company. The boss is confused to choose which of the five women, because they all have good qualifications.
Finally the boss was done face to face with the five candidates was his secretary.


Boss: "Okay, five of you have successfully passed a series of tests and test weight. Now is the final exam. Unfortunately I will only choose one of you to occupy the position as my secretary in this company, with a salary of 30 million / month."


The boss sighed while, "they are all beautiful," thought the boss.


"Okay, now, I need one answer from you the best & logical. The question is: Women have two mouths! That is the mouth above and below the mouth, whether the difference of the two mouths are?" Asked the boss eventually.


The fifth was a beautiful woman thought for a moment, and here's their answers:


1st Women : "which one vertical and the other horizontal, sir .."
"Hem ... very good, you have a sociological view of jim-dandy." the boss said with a satisfied smile.


2nd Woman: "is one furry and the other did not, sir .."
"impressive, you're realistic." said the boss with a nod.


3rd Woman: "that one could speak and theother can not talk anymore sir"
"Pretty good, you forward the communicative aspects, it is important for a secretary."


4th Women : "that one existing teeth and the other toothless sir"
Boss: hahahaha ... You people are very humorous ..


5th Women is confused, because all the answers that came to her mind already mentioned by others. Suddenly he found the idea. Smiling spoiled, 5 women to answer:
"The mouth is one mouth .... using that own,  the other using by... BOSSS" (as she blushed)


The Boss gave a shock, and immediately stood up. Said the boss: "YAA ....!! YOU ACCEPTED!"

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