A man walking past the store and saw a parrot bird on a twig within nemplok cage. The parrot had no legs at all, and you were instantly felt sorry for him.
"Poor. What happened to this parrot yes? ", Murmured the man.
Parrot replied, "It's been like this since the hatch. I am a parakeet who is damaged. "
"Gosh," exclaimed the man's astonishment. "You can hear and understand what I say!"
"I understand everything," said the parrot.
"Incidentally, I was destined to be a parakeet who is very smart and highly educated."
"Oh yes?", The man asked. "If it answer this question - how to do you could be perched on a branch without legs?"
"Well," said the parrot, "Actually this is embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my penis into twigs like small hooks. You can not hindered clay because of my feathers. "
"Wow" The man exclaimed, "You are so smart already can talk too!?".
Then the man had decided to buy a parrot's. Furthermore, these men enjoy the presence of his new bird. Parakeet is very sensational, he has a sense of humor, interesting, a good friend who, and understanding. The man was proud of the pet.
One day, the man came home from work and the parrot whispered:
"Psssst" The man approached and told him. "I do not know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What did you say? That is how, "asked the man.
"When the postman arrived this morning sent a letter, your wife greeted him at the door wearing a plain nightie and kissed him vehemently."
"What?" The man asked sarcastically. "So what happens next?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house within and began to fondle her nightie revealing her," reports the parrot.
"Gosh!" The man was panic. "Then what?"
"Then the postman begins to open nightie until your wife naked, kneeling in front of her and lick her entire body, starting with her breasts and slowly dropped to the bottom .."
"So?" Begged the boys was, "So What happened?"
"To the hell with next! I am erection and fell off the twig! "
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