I'VE GOT BAD NEWS ABOUT YOUR HEALTH

A man feels snut-snutan wrist, then he visited a doctor for treatment.

Man: "Doc. . My wrist ached. . . "

Doctor: "What have you done?"

Man: "I finished playing tennis. Perhaps because it is too imposing. . . now feels so sick here. . 'As he showed a bruised wrist.

Doctor: "Incidentally, I have a check-up automated tool, which can detect all types of disease appropriately."

While giving a bottle, the doctor then said: "I Have your urine is poured here."

Without hesitation the patient is rid of urine into the bottle. Then the doctor put that bottle containing urine into a machine. Machine reads a moment, then pulled out a piece of paper.

Doctor: "This is his report. . . according to this machine, your muscles are sprained wrist. "

He was very impressed with the doctor's machine. He thought only with urine, the disease can be known precisely.

After getting treatment, he was out of practice space. Outside he met a nurse who later gave the same bottle.

Nurse: "Sir, if you have health problems again, do not bother here. Simply fill the bottle with your urine, continue to send the bottle back here for inspection. "

The man nodded in agreement. A few days later, he was thought to disturb the doctor. With the sophistication of the machine. He asked his daughter pee in the bottle. Then he mixed it with oil in the car, then he is doing masturbation and mixing the 'sperm' into the bottle. Fill The bottle was then shaken to mix evenly. He thought, the doctor will not know this urine was mixed with various substances.

The next day he came himself to the doctor and handed the bottle to be inspected. After waiting more than 3 hours, finally the doctor is out with a piece of paper reports.

Doctor: "I've got bad news about your health!"

The man said, smiling wickedly: "Huh. . . what is it Doc?

Let's just say, let me know right now. "

Doctor: "Well, if you really insist to know. FIRST, your daughter is pregnant. SECOND, your car needs replacing oil. And THIRD, your wrist muscles will not recover if you still frequent masturbation! "