WHAT WE HAVE DINNER TONIGHT?

Matthew go to the doctor complaining about his wife who had lost hearing

"How bad hearing?" Asked the doctor.

"I dunno, Doc. What is clear I should have to shout when talking to her "

"Okay, try my suggestion. Standing about 6 feet away, then say something. If he can not hear you, stand closer to him, then say you said earlier. If he had not heard, keep coming. That way I'll know what the maximum hearing distance. "

So, Matthew came home and found his wife was cooking in the kitchen. From a distance of 6 meters he shouted, " What we have dinner tonight?"

No answer.

Then he came back, stopped at a distance of 5 meters and asking the same thing. Also there was no answer. So also at a distance of 3 meters.

Finally, he stood beside his wife. " What we have dinner tonight?" He half shouted.

His wife turned to Matthew, glaring at him, and shouted:

"For the fourth time I said: ROASTED OF GOAT!"