A young couple very delighted to know his young pregnant wife.
However, prior to obtaining reassurance from doctors, they agreed to conceal the pregnancy.
Wife: "honey, do not be told the other family first, yes ... fear of failure, 'it is not good when it's told"
husband: "okay honey, going to promise not notified, before there is confirmation from a doctor"
suddenly, an electric company employee come to their house to submit bills and fines on their overdue electric bill last month.
Craftsman electric bill: "mistress of a month late."
Wife: "you knows from who ...? dear ... please talk to these peopleelectricity company ... "
husband: "uh, carelessly ... how can you know this problem?"
Craftsman electric bill: "all recorded in our office sir."
Husband: "OK, tomorrow I am to your office to resolve thisproblem!"
The next day ...
husband: "how the power company knows the secret of my family?"
State electricity company employees: "of course we know, because there are records on us!"
Husband: "so i have to how to keep the news secret, sir?"
State electricity company employees: "You have to be paid, sir!"
Husband (damn I'm being blackmailed!): "If I do not want to pay, how?"
State electricity company employees: "We had to decide you've got ..."
husband: "Damn it ...? if decided, then what about my wife ...? "
State electricity company employees: "she's still able to use candles."
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