Little Billy, 9 year old came home with bloody noses, black eyes, and clothes torn. Obviously he had been fighting and losing. His father treat his wounds as he asked what had happened.
"Well," said Billy, "I was challenging David to duel. And, you know, I let him choose his own weapon. "
"Oh ya?" Said Dad, "Fair enough, too."
"Yes, but I do not know that he would choose his older brother!"
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