BECAUSE OF THE THUMB

Mr. Joseph entered a fancy restaurant and order a complete set of warm tea, appetizer, dessert and a warm ginger juice.

Shortly thereafter, the tea arrived, but Mr. Joseph was surprised to see the waiter right thumb into his tea. Mr. Joseph thought, "Wow crazy, but maybe not on purpose ...." With quietly breathed his tea, three minutes later escorted mushroom soup, the waiter also gee thumbs in!

Although already upset, but this is a fancy restaurant so do not be angry at random like in a roadside diner customers.

"Patience," in the heart of the Sir Joseph. Expires appointed soup bowl, come spaghetti.

"Damn ...! thumbs go well. Well, it's gone too far ... "But because the hunger, anger with the intention ditahanlah would later call the restaurant manager ...

Was devoured spaghetti and her eyes began to look for the manager. Out spaghetti, Mr. Joseph await warm ginger juice, and ... "Damn 's waitress. His thumb also come into the warm ginger juice. "

Mr. Joseph fury shouted loudly "Hey, manager of here!" Hie the manager arrived. "What is it sir?"

Mr. Joseph fierce, "That's your guys are crazy. The period of his right thumb into all food and drinks that I'm order! "

With surprise the manager asked, "Really, sir? Billy you're here, what you put your thumb right guest orders? "

Billy replied, "Yes, sir!" So the manager angry, "Damn you ..!!, Why did you do that? you've been taught that it is not allowed! "

Mr. Joseph glad that attention, he thought in the heart ... "Well, eat free here."

Billy replied, "sprained my thumb, sir. said doctors should keep be warmed, the food is warm, so I put my thumb on it. "

At that, Mr. Joseph angry, "Damn you, want to warm it? If you want warm, let I teach, insert your thumb into your ass hole ..!!, warm in there ..!!!"

Billy 's innocent-looking, answered calmly, "Yes sir ... I know, if longer waiting for food in the kitchen, usually I ALSO ENTER my thumb in there first ..."

STUPID ROBBER

A robber entered a store, to the cashier, and immediately shouted, "Open your safe! Hand over your money! "

The cashier replied calmly, "Sorry, we can not serve you. We've closed a minute ago! "

The robber then said, "Okay, then I'll be back tomorrow morning ..."

STRANDED FOR 10 YEARS OLD

There was a guy stranded on an island with no inhabitants, has been almost 10 years old he was there while waiting for anyone passing by the beach. Once, there was a cute girl passing by boat, the girl was also pulled over to help the guy ...

Guy: "Finally came also help here! Thank God! "

Girl: "Relax, me'll save you. When was the last time you eat well? "

Guy: "10 years ago!"

The girl opened her bag and gave food to the boy, and the boy was eating until the food runs out.

Girl: "When was the last time you drink beer?"

Guy: "10 years ago!"

The girl issued a beer from the bag and taken away by the guy.

Eventually the girl so fancied seeing the guy, then he would invite sex for fun ...

"When was the last time you really feel the FUN AND SATISFACTION?" Asked the girl, her pants open.

Guy: "WAW! Do not tell you if you save a recreational park in there! "

A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP

Our friendship is so beautiful .. You laugh, I will laugh .. You're crying, I'm crying .. You fall from the tree, I laughed until cried.

RAPE

A criminal escaped from prison after jailed for 20 years old. In escape, he went to a house and broke into it to looking for money. But found only a pair of young bride sleeping on the bed. Prisoners ordered that the man down from the bed and tied him in the chair.

Then he tied the woman to the bed, the prisoner's kiss her neck, and hurried to the bathroom.

While the prisoner was in the bathroom, her husband whispered to his wife

"My wife, this guy is a criminal who escaped from prison. Look at the clothes used, he may be long in prison and had never touched a woman in a long time. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, do not resist, do not complain, do as he wishes, give satisfaction. This guy is dangerous, if angry, he can kill us. So hang in there honey. I Love You ... "

Replied the wife, "He was not kissing my neck. But he whispered to ear. He said he gay and he thinks you're sexy as hell and he asked where the body lotion? I replied in the bathroom. Hold honey .. I Love You Too ... "

GENIE LUXURY HOMES

A couple playing golf near a luxury housing. Because of the spirit, swing from Cindy, the name of the woman, so strong that a golf ball on the glass house nearby. They were surprised that an ancient vase from China also was broken because hit a golf ball. "Sorry. My wife accidentally, "said Alvin, her husband, the Man who sits in the house. "Thank you. You set me free from the shackles of the vase. I am a genie and I would pass three wishes because that 's. For you, your wife, and for me, "he said. "What is your request?" "I want each month a billion dollars in my account," asked Alvin. "Abracadabra. Check your account, "he said. "Then, you?" Asked the Mr. to Cindy. "I want for luxury jewelry," She replied. "Abracadabra. Already done, you can see in your closet drawer! "The man said again. "Then, what you request, Mr. Genie?" Asked Alvin. "I want to make love with your wife," replied the Man.. They were surprised. But because the genie are generous to give everything,  they was allowed Cindy to accompany the genie. All day Cindy serve the sexual needs of Mr. Genie. Toward evening that Man allow Cindy to go home. "Thanks," he said. "Indeed, how old are you?" Said Mr. Genie. "I am 25 years old," says Cindy. "25 years old still believing genie?" Said the Man .

NEW BRIDE MEN KILLED IN HER HONEYMOON FIRST NIGHT

A young man reportedly died at the home of a 75-year-old widow who just married a few days ago. The man was found dead with the body was blue and foaming at the mouth. The body of the man immediately evacuated to the nearest Hospital morgue for autopsy interests.

After the autopsy, turned out the man had died of poisoning sour milk ...