The Tony was reading his email, and there is an interesting article on how to get acquainted with the girl. One way is to start a conversation like the following:
Guy: "Excuse me, miss. Do you have a screwdriver? "
Girl: "Ha! No. .. "
Guy: "If nomer hp, have it not you?"
Finally, Tony wanted to try the "seduction of death" is.
And ... In a garden ...
Tony: "Excuse me, miss. Do you have a screwdriver? "
Girl: "Ihave it ... You want a plus or a minus?"
Tony: "Uh .. ngg ?!?,.. please a minus only. If the hammer, do you have it? "
Girl: "I have also .. This .. "
Tony: "(Damn..)? If the wrench, there is not? "(With the full expectation that the girl answered" no ")
Girl: "Ooo .. There were also ... from size 10 to 20. You want a what? "
Tony: "... DAAMMMN ...! F &^%** K .... Okay, I must To the point, miss. Do you have a phone number? "
Girl: "Ooo .. This .. (handing me business cards and brochures Ace hardware). .. If you need a tool, just contact me. Incidentally, I worked in the sales marketing tools the most complete center, Ace hardware! ... "
Tony: ".... My fate ...." (He went with bowed sluggish ..)
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