PLANE CRASH

A reporter interviewed the only passenger who survived the plane crash (a circus monkey who can speak).

Journalist: "you can tell me the cause of the accident?"

Monkey: "ok."

Journalist: "when the planes take-off, what is being done all the people?"

Monkey: "passengers are seated, the stewardess demonstrate how to deal with accidents, the pilot hold the steering wheel."

Journalist: "what are you doing?"

Monkey: "i also sat down."

Journalist: after 10 minutes in the air, what is everyone doing?

Monkey: "passengers are seated, the stewardess to share a snack, hold the steering wheel the pilot."

Journalist: "what are you doing?"

Monkey: "eat a banana."

Journalist: "after 20 minutes, the people doing?"

Monkey: "passengers to the toilet, etc., the flight attendants serve the passengers, the pilot hold the steering wheel."

Journalist: "what are you doing?"

Monkey: "i was sitting. "

Journalist: "after 30 minutes, what is everyone doing?"

Monkey: "passengers sleep, flight attendants to the the pilot, the pilot hold the steering wheel."

Journalist: "what are you doing?"

Monkey: "i walk ngikutin stewardess."

Journalist: "after 45 minutes, the people doing?"

Monkey: "passengers fell asleep, kiss stewardess the pilot, the pilot responded continued to feel around."

Journalist: "what are you doing?"

Monkey: "i hold the steering wheel."

Journalist: "no wonder !!!!"