A CHILD WRONG.

There was a small child, this child is very fussy ..

One day, this child as his mother asked.

Child: "Mommy…., what is the Monkey, Mom ...??"

Mother: "Oh, the Monkey is like Mr. Charter  " (The mother is upset with the Mr. Charter)

Child: "Oh, that so, Mom .."

In the afternoon ...

Child: "Daddy….."

His father: "What happen, son?"

Child: "What is your mother ass, dad.?"

Father: "See that..." (while pointing a black cormorant, laughing)

Child: "Oh ..." (Understanding the very)

In the night,

Child: "Mommy, .. What is hostesses, Mom? "

Mom: "Huh, do you know??"

Child: "of course Mom, I hear my uncle said. He said  in cold weather is the best used the hostess. "

Mother: (serious), "hostesses is coat, son .."

Well, they memorize by the child ...

The next day in the rain and the child meet Mr. Charter

Son: "Hey, monkey…  monkey ..."

Mr. Charter: (stunned)

Child: "Why do not you bring the hostess,??"

Mr. Charter: "Damn ..", (as he approached the child) What the hell, where your mother?

The Son came in, it turns out him saw his mother was washing cormorant.

Child: "Hey… Monkey ..., My mother was washing your mother ass .."