IT'S ONLY YOU HAVE A GRANDFATHER?

Once upon a time there was a hatter who walk through the woods.The weather was very hot. He then decided to take a break under alarge tree. Before you lay down, he placed a basket of hatsmerchandise at his side. A few hours he was asleep and was awakened by loud noises. The first thing noticed was that all themerchandise had been lost caps. Then he heard the sound of the monkeys in the trees. He looked up. To her surprise, she saw a tree full of monkeys. And, all the monkeys were wearing hats.

Hatter was sitting and thinking hard how he could regain his wareshats are now being made by the playful monkeys. He thought and thought, and began scratching his head garukkan. Then he saw the monkeys turned out to imitate his behavior. Then, he took off his hatand wag to his face. And the monkeys were doing the same thing.Aha ..! He's also got an idea ..! Then he threw his hat into theground, and the monkeys also throw hats in their hands to the ground. Soon the seller that collects and get back all his hats. He went on his journey.

Fifty years later, the grandson of the hatter's also become a seller of hats as well and have heard stories about the monkeys from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed through the same forest. The air is very hot. He rested under the same tree and put abasket of hats merchandise at his side. Once again, when I woke up he realized that the monkeys had taken all his hats. He alsoremembered the stories his grandfather. He began to scratch hishead, and mimicked the monkeys. He took off his hat andfanned-ngipaskan to her face, the monkeys still imitate. Well, nowhe was certain of his grandfather's ideas. Then he threw his hat into the ground. But this time he was a surprise, because the monkeysdo not imitate it and continued to hold the cap tightly. Then, a monkey down from the tree, take a hat being thrown by thegrandson of the hat merchant, then patted his shoulder and said,"Just what is it that you have a grandfather ...?"

FRAUDSTER FOOLED

One day, Jeff saw a beautiful nun who was waiting for a bus.heimagined how it feels as if could ngesex nun. Jeff nuns followupon a bus. The conductor who saw jeff are watching the nuncame to him immediately.

Conductor: why is the boss, want to play nun in love with you?

Jeff: yeah, how, huh?

Conductor: easy, it's usually a nun, every friday night at 7it'sprecisely like there must be at the park near the station. Youkeep pretending to be a priest, ask him to serve you. Surely hewants, because she did not dare deny the priest command.

Jeff: seriously, ok! I went to the park tonight.

Long story short, jeff came to the park at night dressed as aprieststyle. He saw the nun is sitting alone, reading a book. Thenjeff greeting the nun.

Jeff: good night, what are you here alone?

Nuns: oh father, nothing, i'm just reading a book.

Jeff: well, i want to give lessons about sex to you, but i can not explain in detail, what if we practice it.

Nuns: but .... (thinks for a moment) i was embarrassed, do notloose clothing. I am also afraid of pregnancy, through the back of it,ok.

Jeff: it's up to you alone (rather than not at all think jeff)

Jeff could finally fulfill his desire, sex with a hot nun. Once completed jeff laughed happily, "ha ... Ha ... Ha ... I am not apriest. You have my cheating ", shouted jeff happy.

Suddenly the nun too happy laugh, "ha ... Ha ... Ha ... Me toonot a nun, i was a bus conductor that time. You have mycheating ... Ha .. Ha .. Ha ..

Now turn to jeff who has been duped bus conductor was silenthomo. Jeff: "bastard ... ... ..!!!&##&$^#$#$#$@@% 08 &"

SPECIAL MILK FOR MY HUSBAND

A wife wanted a new car for her birthday. Therefore, he prepared a glass of milk for the husband that she hoped her husband coming home from work saw it and then give it a new car.

And indeed, when the husband came home from work so wore on, the husband saw a glass of milk with the label "For Loving Husband", she was very pleased. On a cold night, he was menegukhabis warm milk prepared by his wife earlier.

After spending a glass of milk, he found a letter on the side glass of milk before, writing:

"Honey, if you park the new car in the garage, I'll give the antidote that I mix in the milk you drink.

Signed. Your Wife "

COUNTERFEIT MONEY

There a man is dating transvestites ...
When want to pay,,,
Transvestites protest ....
He said : "is counterfeit money, is not it ..."
So the word transsexual
... Clearly the man said ..
The Man : "you too girls fake, aren’t you?"

JUST NOW DISCUSS THE STAGGERED LAST NIGHT

4 men discuss a slut that night they turn:


Person a: "no good huh!"
Person b: "huh tasteless!"
Person c: "huh, preferably my wife!"
Person d: "yeah preferably your wife!"
Person c: "????"

WHY IS BABY CRYING.

A year is Bram and Jessy got married, where they are currently expecting their first baby.

Bram anxious waiting, holding tightly to his wife's hand giving spirit millennium.

BRAM: "Strengthen your heart yes dear ..."

Jessy: "Uuuhh .... Uuuh .... Uuuh ... Jessy push"

Then finally the baby out of womb Jessy by issuing a loud cry.

BRAM: "Honey, why are our babies, crying so loud?"

MIDWIFE: "It normal sir, if the baby is born would cry ..."

Jessy: "It might be surprised, dear ..." said Jessy

BRAM: "Shocked ... why?"

Jessy: "Shocked Seeing his father, really hairy father yes, but when visiting the baby in the belly of his head shaved ..."

BRAM: "Yeah ... well ... yes!"

DESIRE TO HOLDING MONEY.

At the moment there sepasan suau husband and wife came to the house to ask for wealth paranormal. Requirements of mbah paranormal paranormal it is very easy to say:

Paranormal: "If you want to get rich quick you in intercourse that goes into your wife's vagina is only the head of your penis alone."

Husband: "there is no other requirement?"

psychics: "No"

After they went home, then practice what is implied.

Because the head wrote that goes into the hole of his wife, her husband said:

Husband: "dear, rich mediocre well, so I put it half a rod ..."

Wife: "OK dear"

Because the husband does not seem to hold what should be done both at the time will come then spray awesome husband said:

Husband: "it's okay, still so poor ..."