FRANS, REMEMBER TO PROVERBS 15

FRANS & IRENE in a parish youth group is very active in following the activities within the parish, both spiritual and other activities. They always work together in carrying out activities in Mudika,

"Frans nothing without Irene" or "There's no Frans Irene", so phrases youth group  friends another. Friends youth group other frequently blaspheme and to match them both, they just smile alone. Until one day, after following the Saturday evening Mass, they follow the Bible Study, which was held next to the church. Coming home from Bible Study, it was not so late, Frank will take Irene to come home with his car. In the car,

Frans: "Irene, why do not we eat first at the Pecenongan?"

Irene: "Whatever you're just Frank."

After eating,

Frans: "Irene, why do not we walk first? Tonight's the night week day off tomorrow. "

Irene: "Whatever you're the Frank."

The car sped from Pecenongan towards the north coast, where many other cars parked his vehicle on the beach, as well as Frans parked on the waterfront, they are not out of the car, just sitting in the car listening to music, telling stories of one thing to another, until eventually they run out of things to talk again. Irene & Frank silent while listening to music. Then ... suddenly .... Frank put his hand on the thigh (sorry over lap) Irene, but Irene just said nothing, a few seconds later 'the hand' they will move a few inches (just a few inches) and Irene ... mumble "Mmmm ... Frans, Remember in Proverbs 15".

After listening to the words of Irene on Proverbs 15, though do not know or forget about it, Frans snatched her hand, she was made aware immediately.

Frans: "Excuse me."

Irene: "Never mind"

They go home. At home, Frans directly into the room & took the holy book, open the Proverbs 15, contents: "persevere, your ways are correct."

I JUST WANT TO TELL HONEY

There are a couple has been married 3 years. The husband had a hobby only one, if there is intercourse with a wife at home every night, to the extent that the wife feels tired. Imagine 360 days x 3 years = many times Umor. While neighbors had 3 years of smoking addiction as well. 

One night a conversation.

Wife: "Honey I want to tell ... .."

Husband: "Tell you what ... ..."

Wife: "it is dear .... Our neighbors ... "

Husband: "Really why are our neighbors?"

Wife: "Our neighbor had 3 years addicted to cigarettes .... And now it can stop ..., "

Husband: "Then ... .."

Wife: "What is the hobby your can also stop before .... ? "

Husband: "Hmmm ok ... we just used to separate rooms"

The first night ... the husband anxious for mercy, the second night, the husband strong third .. and can hold.

Fitting room ... the seventh day there was a knock on the husband ...

Husband: "Who?"

Wife: "I love ...."

Husband: "What happen?"

Wife: "it is dear ... I just wanted to give us to know .... that our neighbors already smoking again .... "

HORROR BOOK "NIGHT BUS CURIOUS"

Ruben was traveling from Surabaya to Jakarta by bus at night. Along the way, when the bus stopped at a station, an old man up and offer books to read on all passengers. Arriving at the seat of Reuben:

"Want to buy a book boy? There are all sorts of books. Martial arts books, love-romance, religion, etc. ", said the Old man.

Ruben who happened not to sleep too interested. "There's not a mystery or horror, sir?"

"Oh,  do you like horror stories?", Replied the Old man. "Incidentally, the remaining one. Really appropriate the story. About the ghost bus which occupied a lot of curiosity. It's called 'Night Bus Curious'. It’s really scary. "

"That sounds good. How much does it cost? "

"$ 50, my boy"

"Huh, really expensive price, old man".

"It's good books. Best seller. All who read this book until shock reportedly read ending time ", the oldman pitch with sales pans style.

Ruben was eventually relented. $ 50 changing hands. For some reason, when he handed the money to the old man, suddenly the sound of thunder boomed. The wind started blowing hard feels. The old man hastily stepped down to the bus, but suddenly stopped and turned his face slowly towards Ruben.

"Son", he said quietly, "whatever happens, please do not open the last page, okay. Remember, whatever happens. Or you will regret later and I do not want to take responsibility. "

Ruben heart skipped a beat. He has scared, he was not able to nod his head, until finally the old man off the bus and disappeared into the darkness. Two hours later, promptly one in the evening, Ruben finished reading the entire book. Except the last page of course. And it is true as said the Old man seller, the book is really suspenseful and scary. Outside the speeding bus, the rain falling. Lightning turns and sometimes jarring sound of thunder. Ruben briefly looked around and found all the passengers are a sleep. Back of his neck fur felt goose bumps.

"Read the last page or not?", Thought Ruben undicided. Between the curious with a sense of fear mingled into one. Outside the window the night seem even darker. "Ah well, all wrote. Sole it was! "

With trembling hands she opened the last page of the book slowly ... And finally there was a blank sheet with a piece of the label at the top right corner. Swallowing hard, Ruben read letter by letter which stated:

Curious Night Bus

Issue CV. Crisp Horror Books

Nett Price: $ 5, -

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BOBBY!

A personal chauffeur of a family has a unique habit. He often made love to his girlfriend that servent in the house, his master under the car is always parked in front of the house.

One night, as usual, he was deep in love with the servent  under the car. Only about 15 minutes he was "making love", there are people who kicked her feet, while shouting, "Bobby, what are you doing there?"

The driver is named Bobby already know very well that his madam voice. By cool Bobby said, " fix his car, ma’am"

Once again, Bobby leg was kicked, "What are you doing!"

"My goodness, Ma’am! I fix the cars anymore, "said Bobby remain concerned with his activitty. But his legs was kicked again. This time a little harder. "What are you doing!"

"Jeez, ma’am! I fix the cars anymore! "Bobby not want to lose.

"If you fixing a car, Look! The car had taken your masters 5 minutes ago "

DEFINITELY FEELS PAIN?

One evening, a wedding filled with joy that should suddenly fall apart. Everyone at the party instead at each other and kick-punch-kick until the police came and took all the people at the party for the interrogation.

When at a police station, all parties claim the origin of the fight is the groom and male escorts. The police questioned them both.

Police: "Please tell me what happened"

Escort: "The problem is actually trivial sir, I just danced with the bride and before I had to ask permission to Him (pointing to the groom)"

Groom: "But he's brash, sir"

Escort: "I ask permission to dance with his wife, one song .. two songs .. and when the third song he suddenly kicked her vagina with a loud "

Sir Police: "definitely feels pain?"

Escort: "Make the bride does not. but because of the kick, 3 my finger had broken! "

WHY YOURS LOOKS LIKE THAT?

Gery and Ricky are urinating in a public toilet. Gery inadvertently see Ricky penis shaped screw thread. Because amazement, Gery open talks with Ricky.

"Wow, I've never seen a penis like that." Gery comment.

"Like what?" Asked Ricky.

"Threaded like a screw." Responsive Gery.

"What have you do?" Said Ricky wants to know.

"Straight, as usual." Gery said quietly.

Gery finished urinating and then shook his penis before the input back into the pants.

"What are you doing?" Asked Ricky amazement.

"Drying of droplets are left, as usual." Gery said.

"Haaahh ... mean for many years I did it the wrong way," said Ricky confusion. "All this time I'll squeeze them dry ..." Continue Ricky.

SORRY MISS, PLEASE TELL THE PILOT

Shinta first time flying and he sat near window right above the wing. When the plane take off through the thick fog and continued to rise into the sky. The pilot left the cruising lights stay on.

For half an hour she was looking at the flickering lights in the wing tip, and then he rang the bell to call the stewardess.

After the flight attendant came Shinta said: "Excuse me, miss. Please tell the pilot he forgot to turn off his right turn signal. "