EYE WASH, HAND WASH, MOUTH WASH

There are 3 women they asked the priest.
female 1: Father last night I saw a penis
Pastor: Quick wash your eyes
Woman 2: If I hold the penis last night
Pastor: Quick wash your hands
Woman 3: Wash mouth ach!

5 SECRETS OF THE PERFECT WIFE

1. A wife is beautiful, smart primp, cooking and keeping house is important.
2. A wife is cheerful, energetic, can make us laugh and cheer in times of difficulty and fun are also important.
3. A wife is understanding, pious, honest and trustworthy obedient worship ... it is very important.
4. A wife who can understand and satisfy your inner and outer ...
5. But the most important thing is, the four wives of the above do not get to know each other ....

DUE TO EXPENSIVE MEAT

One day a young man was innocent and unemployment bargaining prostitutes in localization.

Youth: "Miss, one night .. how much?"

Hookers: "Two hundred and fifty thousand ..!!"

Youth: "Wow, very expensive ... I have only fifty thousand, can not ..?

"No way .. enter the door just kept clamped, free ..??!!!", prostitute replied curtly.

While the boy came home upset thinking how to be cheap. The next day with a paramedic uniform boy pretending to examine the urine of the prostitutes in the localization.

Youth: "Ladies, I'm from the health department, I asked for urine samples each 1 cup ..."

Long story short the young man had a jerry can of water to the prostitutes of art. In the spirit of the young man saying goodbye and promising laboratory results were sent tomorrow.

Arriving at his home, the young man poured directly into the basin Semple urine, then he entered the room and opened his pants. With the passion of the young birds to enter into a basin of water adored art, saying, "..., since meat is expensive, you drink the sauce, okay?"

THE DESIRE OF YOUNG MOTHERS

One day a young mother came to me and said that her husband wanted to marry again, I replied "Do not listen to his will".

A week later he came back told me that her husband was really married again, I replied "Do not follow his will".

After three weeks later he came back again to me and said that her husband would divorce her.

I replied "Then just follow what he wants and get back here sooner"

BIG BUSINESS

A young man sent him a sweater she bought for 200 dollars. So that his father did not get angry, he said that the price of clothes was only 10 dollars. A week later his father called, "Oh wonderful!" He exclaimed, "I successfully sell clothes is 25 dollars. It's big business, quickly send a dozen more!! ".

SOLDIERS AND STRIPTEASE DANCER

Long served on the battlefield made the soldiers were tired and lonely. To entertain them the commander to bring an exotic dancer from a nearby town. The commander himself understand, so do not go but straight into the room.

When the girl started dancing seductive, all soldiers are watching exploded in the fray. They applauded nonstop for 5 minutes. When the stripper started to take off outer clothing and writhed sensually with a bra and g-string, the applause grew even longer, 10 minutes without stopping.

Madness intensified, so when the bra is removed. Applause sounded very lively and continued to connect more than 15 minutes. The commander asked them to quiet down to wait for the dance peak.

Finally came the main dish. The dancers took off the last piece and weaving without a single yarn in sexy body. Every now and then lifted or opened her legs wide as he inserted his finger into his mouth.

She also dive toward the soldiers, with a sigh. For 10 minutes he was doing his best dance. The commander had envisioned the roof of the room will collapse but strangely did not hear any sound. There is no pat tangam no cheer-squad. Silence.

Exotic dancer ended his show and then went to the commander room.

"What happened? Why no applause? ", Asked the commander.

The striptease dancer replied, "So they could only clap with one hand Commander!"

soldiers apparently playing his penis are in each ...

IT'S ONLY YOU HAVE A GRANDFATHER?

Once upon a time there was a hatter who walk through the woods.The weather was very hot. He then decided to take a break under alarge tree. Before you lay down, he placed a basket of hatsmerchandise at his side. A few hours he was asleep and was awakened by loud noises. The first thing noticed was that all themerchandise had been lost caps. Then he heard the sound of the monkeys in the trees. He looked up. To her surprise, she saw a tree full of monkeys. And, all the monkeys were wearing hats.

Hatter was sitting and thinking hard how he could regain his wareshats are now being made by the playful monkeys. He thought and thought, and began scratching his head garukkan. Then he saw the monkeys turned out to imitate his behavior. Then, he took off his hatand wag to his face. And the monkeys were doing the same thing.Aha ..! He's also got an idea ..! Then he threw his hat into theground, and the monkeys also throw hats in their hands to the ground. Soon the seller that collects and get back all his hats. He went on his journey.

Fifty years later, the grandson of the hatter's also become a seller of hats as well and have heard stories about the monkeys from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed through the same forest. The air is very hot. He rested under the same tree and put abasket of hats merchandise at his side. Once again, when I woke up he realized that the monkeys had taken all his hats. He alsoremembered the stories his grandfather. He began to scratch hishead, and mimicked the monkeys. He took off his hat andfanned-ngipaskan to her face, the monkeys still imitate. Well, nowhe was certain of his grandfather's ideas. Then he threw his hat into the ground. But this time he was a surprise, because the monkeysdo not imitate it and continued to hold the cap tightly. Then, a monkey down from the tree, take a hat being thrown by thegrandson of the hat merchant, then patted his shoulder and said,"Just what is it that you have a grandfather ...?"