SEX WITH CHICKEN AND DUCK.

A sailor was landed in the town X. Having been a long time at sea, he went into prostitution around even though no money.

"Madam, I'm want to make love, but my money tight, please get a 5 dollar only."

After waiting about 30 minutes, the sailor was taken to a room at the end of the room above which was in good condition. Big bed with a circumference of the glass mirror, bathroom and ... .. a chicken!

"For five dollars of this kind. Take it or not, it's up to you! "Is due to the blinded by lust, the sailor said yes and came out again 15 minutes later.

Apparently, the sailors are satisfied with the 'services' of this type. It was no surprise when he returned the next day bobbed in front of the pimp with a smile, "That like yesterday, Madam ...". The pimp asks a half-hour to prepare.

Again the sailors were taken to the room yesterday, but this time with a duck on the inside. "Usually it costs 10 dollars, but just for you five dollars"

This time the sailor spends time in about 30 minutes.

Apparently the sailors we are addicted and come back the next day, but the pimp did not look, so he immediately got into a regular room. When he wants to get there, he saw dozens of people were queuing in the next room. 

"Wow, the room was crowded yesterday seemed to continue to" Curious he asked follow-up queue and "Brother, What are you lining up?"

"Oh, we're lining up tickets live show xxx extreme, sir .... only 25 dollars. I have never seen, but my friend said, there are people who want sex with chickens and ducks yesterday, people are very passion ... you want to watch too, sir? "

Brakkk .... The sailor ran back to his ship and never appeared again in the town of X

ROY SUKRO SEEKING A HOOKERS.

On the way out of town, Roy Sukro forced to stay in a small hotel in a city.

At night, unable to stand again will feel lonely and cold that is gripping, Roy Sukro called the receptionist on the lower floor.

Roy Sukro: "Please send me a hooker is pretty here."

The hotel owner's wife who happened to be on duty at the reception desk was very angry to hear the request for her guest. she told her husband to throw Roy Sukro out of the hotel.

But her husband objected. He said demand Roy Sukro is something natural and not harm anyone. After all, he did not want to lose his best customer

Wife: "Well! If you do not want; let me throw him, "said the wife and then immediately ran upstairs.

For about twenty minutes, the sound of frenzied above. Shortly after it appeared Roy Sukro find the hotel owner and said,

Roy Sukro: Perhaps, the woman was indeed the most pretty in the city. But unfortunately, she's a little naughty. I so had raped her.

MARMOT EAT CARROT.

One day, there are small children a bath with his father, his soncontinued to talk while pointing at his father's genitals,

"Dad, that's what?" Said his son,

His father replied, "It's the carrot kid ..."

The next day, the child was bathing with his mother, then the child istalking while pointing at his mother's genitals,

"Mom, that's what?" Said his son,

her mother replied, "Oh this a .... This a marmot, son."

At night the child saw his father again such things with his mother,then the boy said, "wih .... .. it's funny, a marmot eat carrots! "

FLOWERS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

Long ago in a kingdom, there lived a princess and a king ....Princess is very, very beautiful that the king had loved her so much...

One day, the king was about to go to neighboring countries toattend a meeting, and the princess lived alone in the palace.

Because of her love for the king ... the princess is planning to bringsomething to the king when the king came home later .... The Princess knew that the king was very love the flowers, then later the princess went to the flower garden to look for flowers.

In the flower garden looks a cattle herders who was tiredness, thenherders's body lay in the grass with a wag of his hat, because the air is very hot, he finally took off all his clothes and naked, finally the herders is asleep too.

Arriving in the flower garden, the princess walked around to findflowers and she arrived at the place of the herders.

The princess was surprised to see something "stand up .." like abat (Pubic the herders) ... she then walked over and said ... "wow ...this beautiful flower, briefly looked like mushrooms ... ....", Then the princess held it and it was increasingly enlarge ...

"Wow this miraculous flower, can be enlarged when touched." The princess was then increasingly keen to tamper with the herderspubic.

"I have to take it to the king, he would have liked." And the princesswent home ...

After the incident, The herders are very happy ... then he told the men of the village residents about the event.

Herder: "Gentlemen .... You try to nap in the flower garden in the nude ... wuihhhh. ... Yesterday I tried to sleep there, suddenly camea princess while my pubic touching ... it feels very good ... "

Male 1: "Ah, you do not lie"

Shepherd: "I swear this truth brother ... .... Just try."

Male 2: "Okay tomorrow we try ... .. How my friends .. you areagree? "

The Men: "Agreed !!!!!!!!! go ahead, brother "

Then the next day .... Dozens of male villagers are lying neatly in the nude, like a herders's instructions.

Soon after the princess arrived with a basket and a knife. Arrivingat the place of the princess was surprised ... "Wow, so many rare flowers that like yesterday ... Well, I'll take home all of them ..."

?!!!!???!!!!

ELOPE WAS HEALTHY.

Athlete A: "Sports is the most healthy and well it is run, because in addition to cheap is also the mother of the sport for many sports in which there are elements of movement to run."

Athlete B: "You are a ..., really fanatics with run away .... tomorrow, if you've bored dating, also want to elope? "

Athlete A: "If that I don’t, because a healthy marriage is the appropriate procedure,  the married with parental approval."

Athlete B: "I think, it's actually not healthy, just look for too long sitting in the aisle loss can be stiff, the first night will be left just tired."

Athlete A: "So, you think more healthy elope?"

Athlete B: "Of course, you try it, if later  you elope, wedding at the stadium, after wedding kept running away to keep your stamina!"

Athlete A: "???? ..., Huh .. basicly, nasty athletes! "

MR. DANIEL CAN NOT ERECTIONS.

"Doctor", Mr. Daniel said shyly, "I have a sexual problem. I do not get an erection again with my wife. "

"Mr. Daniel, let tomorrow come together with your wife, we'll see what I can do"

The next day, Mr. Daniel arrived with his wife.

"Please turn all her clothes Mrs Daniel" the doctor said.

"Now please turn the body. Now please lie down. Now, please bow now ... nice. Now try to puff up your chest. Well now lady was able to get dressed again. "

Then the doctor pulled her husband away from his wife.

"The condition you are fine, healthy 100%", he whispered, "I also can not erect, seeing your wife"

MARRIAGE RINGS, LEFT BEHIND IN BELLA’S VAGINA

Bella, a widow who still appeared young and being absorbed hiperseks already struggling with Johan childless wife.

Johan seems already overwhelmed by the Bella, Finally Johan uses his fingers are inserted into Bella’s vagina .

After he bang up Bella, Johan then left, Arrive at home,which is about two hundred meters from Bella's house, his wife greeted with warmth but the observant wife noticed her husband'sfinger.

"Honey? why you are not wear the ring? "said his wife.

Johan was shocked, but the way the brain spots, "Oh my God! ....Missed at a friend's house "and then said to his wife want to take the ring, which he left in a friend's house (hehehe. ..., but his friend was a widow).

Once at Bella’s home, Johan went straight to her room. But what he saw .. Bella is struggling with a military mustache. This time the game they seemingly had not used the finger again, but use the leg! Very.. very… Crazy ... foot soldiers could enter Bella’s vagina.

Johan little afraid also want to bother the soldiers who wereengrossed. But eventually she ventured too, while the soldier paralyzed ass, "Excuse me, sir!. Please, my ring  miss in Bella’s vagina ?"Johan said shakily.

The army immediately turned to Johan, with faces that look upset "You think, what I do, huh??!! ... Your ring is very small, I also miss my shoes, you know!" Johan fainted.