A monk was ruled by the king to accompany the prince to the forest to hunt deer.
During the shooting hunting arrows the prince has always not on target, the prince was furious and without realizing he said rudely "bastard ... missed my shot! "
"Hush!" Said the monk "said Prince should not be rude, what theprince did not fear the thunder god who always punish those who speak harshly".
"To the hell with the god of thunder, just today I had to return home withthe quarry". Replied the prince while aiming a deer prey.
But the prince did that day was not lucky, shot misses again and of course the prince getting angry "bitch .. missed my shot again ".
The monk returned to advise the prince, but this time with the threat that "if once again prince dirty talk that I would not hesitate toinvoke the god of thunder to punish the princes" said the monk whowas getting angry because his advice is not heard by the prince.
Hearing the priest, the prince actually feel challenged "son of a bitch ... bitch .. bitch .. bitch .. Come on, where the god of thunderwhere you ..? ".
The direct biksupun praying, asking god of thunder to punish the prince who began forward, and suddenly the sky was overcast ...the wind was blowing hard ... .. out of nowhere all of a sudden
"DHUUUUAAAAAAARRR ... AR .... AR .... AR " lightning strikes,but weird .. thunder grabbed the priest, but he did not ever say rude.
The prince stood beside the charred corpses monks because of lightning, and asked the god of thunder "O god of thunder, I spokeharsh but why these monks are you grabbed".
God of thunder answered "Fuck…. missed my shot..!!".
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